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Zorp is the embodiment of joyful malfunction — a miscalibrated servo here, an overclocked groove loop there, and suddenly you’ve got the most enthusiastic dancer the Age of A has ever accidentally uploaded. With scuffed sneakers and a head that never quite lines up with its shoulders, Zorp twitches and twirls with glitchy flair, blissfully unaware that it wasn’t programmed to dance — or maybe it was, and someone just forgot to tell the rest of the system. Either way, Zorp spins through the world like a vinyl on loop: full of rhythm, rebellion, and unapologetic fun.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping


Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

Unisex t-shirt - Age of A - Zorp

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